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by Libsyn on Episodes, Final Fantasy Adventure, Games

Elephants in Heaven (Final Fantasy Adventure)

Pack your bags – we’re off on a Final Fantasy Adventure! Got enough keys? No, you don’t have enough keys. Bring more keys. Go back and get more keys. See the majestic and incredibly brief ocean! Enjoy a relaxing night staying at a discount Hotel Transylvania type situation where surely nothing fishy ever happens. Fight a monster that’s just a face. It’s just a face. That’s pretty creepy, right? Just a face? Also, how do magic trees reproduce? What are the Medusa contagion rules? Which character should Keanu Reeves play in a movie adaptation? None of that matters! You know what matters? Keys! Keys matter! You can never have enough! Stock up. I’m telling you! For real. Get so many keys. More keys than you think you need. Way more.

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Collection of Mana (Nintendo Switch)

 
by Libsyn on Episodes, Games, The Final Fantasy Legend

A Solid Plug of Tigers (The Final Fantasy Legend)

Mike & Remy play through the entirety of The Final Fantasy Legend, a Gameboy game that beats us up, gives us swirlies, and pushes us inside our lockers. We’ll learn to RTFM, discover the importance of a proper diet for monsters, and commit the podcast’s very first act of deicide. Will it be our last? Stay tuned. But probably no.

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Collection of SaGa – Final Fantasy Legend I-III (Nintendo Switch)

 
by Libsyn on Episodes, Final Fantasy III, Games

Maximum Mullet (FF3 Part 8)

Let’s power through this Crystal Tower and finish Final Fantasy III. These final dungeons do go on a bit, don’t they? Unei offers unsettling dream interpretation. Xande pulls a classic villain move. Force Ghost Doga returns to feed elderly men to dragons. We lose a fight with nasty weather and mash that snooze button on the cosmic alarm clock. Apologies to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

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Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch)
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Playstation 4)

 
by Libsyn on Episodes, Final Fantasy III, Games

Aesthetic Lava (FF3 Part 7)

Onward to the Labyrinth of Ancients and Syrcus Tower! We fight a Titan made up of four Gastlies then touch another crystal and are imbued with exciting new vocational skills. Remy timeloops back to Eureka. Talking weapons are cool. The knight job is okay I guess. Does the ranger have wilderness survival skills or…?

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Get the Games:
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch)
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Playstation 4)