The Power of Lying (Final Fantasy Mystic Quest Part 3)

Hey, guess what. You didn’t hear this from me, but I heard a rumor that Final Fancast is finally wrapping up Mystic Quest. Yeah, I guess they met up with Reuben to smoke some Thunder Rock and finally tracked down Captain Mac. Weird, right? And then they got together with Phoebe to storm the Doom Castle! Can you believe it? Yeah, they say there was some kind of Dark King hanging out in there and they, like, beat him up. Oh, oh, and there were quizzes! So many quizzes! OMG, yeah pass it on! I can’t wait to see Mike and Remy’s faces when they find out everyone knows!

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Clown Town Bad (Final Fantasy Mystic Quest Part 1)

The fancast? Final. The quest? Mystic.

In this episode we kick off our Mystic Quest miniseries as we follow Benjamin, the most ordinary youngster you could ever imagine who is also better than everyone, on his journey to liberate the crystals. This game has it all: destroyed villages, an ancient prophecy, a Focus Tower, WIZARD MAGIC, bombs, and an old baboon man on a cloud who we’re not sure we can trust. In this leg we tackle the Bone Dungeon by way of Foresta and the Ice Pyramid by way of Aquaria with help from our friends(?) Kaeli, Tristam, and Phoebe, and a special encore appearance by friend of the show, jumping.

Also, we cannot stress this enough: there is no Clown Town, nor should there be. If you find yourself in Clown Town, something has gone horribly wrong and we advise you to leave as quickly and carefully as possible.

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Kultarr Jack (Final Fantasy Legend III Part 3)

Welcome to Hell! In this episode we traverse the Underworld on the last leg of our journey to Goht, where we finally come face to face with Sol and Xagor. Key points include:

  • Dwelgs: what are they (zombies) and what do they want (to eat you)
  • Brains? In your airship? It’s more likely than you think
  • Mystic Swords – Gotta find/make/fix ’em all!
  • Jumping as a general concept
  • What to do when a deity begs for death (or domination)
  • The horrific medical malpractice of Dr. Belski
  • Classic Final Fancast time travel confusion

All that and more in the thrilling conclusion of our time with Final Fantasy Legend 3!

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X-Plane This, Michio Kaku (Final Fantasy Legend III Part 2)

With Maitreya out of the way, it’s time to zip around in our very own Talon. That’s right, our airship can finally fly! Until it can’t. In this episode we explore Pureland (no, not that Pureland) on our continuing quest to stop the Water Entity and learn what a Xagor is. We’ll collect some Mystic Swords and gather the Talon’s crew members before plunging into the depths of the Underworld on our way to Goht. Also, was Mike the only person who watched Mummies Alive? What about Arthur and the Knights of Justice? That one doesn’t come up in this episode, but still.

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Collection of SaGa – Final Fantasy Legend I-III (Nintendo Switch)