Mike and Remy are playing every Final Fantasy game in the franchise. Guess what? It’s a whole dang podcast. There’s wild head canon, time loops, hypothetical movie fan casts, and sometimes silly games. It’s not the first Final Fantasy podcast, it’s the first EVER Final Fantasy podcast called Final Fancast.
You can listen if you want. No pressure. New episodes every first and third Friday.
For all our complaining about The After Years, Kain’s Tale mostly worked for us. In fact, according to Mike, this was the “high point of the After Years so far.” He even liked Cid in this bit — which is huge!
Castle guards won’t let you through. Kain’s mission is in the throne room. Edward becomes Gigachad. The Twingers are never relevant. Mirrors are weird. We apologize to Dan. Sorry, Dan.
The English translation of Final Fantasy IV lied to us. Damcyan is economically fudged up but Edward is so hot everyone cuts him slack with being a bad monarch. Hey, what happened to the hovercraft from FF4? Whisperweed has so many world-building implications. Is the chancellor running the biggest economic espionage game in history?
Rubicante F Kennedy Jr drops by to share some health and wellness tips.
PS: Guys, autism isn’t caused by vaccines or Tyenol or basilisk milk pasteurization. I can’t believe this needs to be said.
The dragon is crying. Porom is a parentified child. Edge is spotted lurking in the bushes wearing a t-shirt that says “sicko” and rubbing his hands together.
We really lay into Kain this time, folks. We really let him have it.
Final Fantasy IV: The After Years continues with “Edge’s Tale: The Pulse of Babil.” Also we talk about Crystal Chronicles for like 10 minutes.
Name a more iconic team of four ninjas. Oh. Yeah, I guess the Ninja Turtles. Well. Here are four other ninjas. They aren’t turtles. One of them is a kite sort of.
We go to a brothel for plot reasons. Our invitations to the Hall of Prayer meeting seem to have been misplaced. We become a toad also for plot reasons. We steal some vegetables — not for plot reasons, though. Just for the thrill of it.
So yeah. That’s Edge’s Tale, basically.
Maybe every Final Fantasy is actually just a story told by that one guy at the bar in Troia. Probably not, but there’s still probably enough meat on that bone for a good 20 minute YouTube theory video.
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