Mike & Remy play through the entirety of The Final Fantasy Legend, a Gameboy game that beats us up, gives us swirlies, and pushes us inside our lockers. We’ll learn to RTFM, discover the importance of a proper diet for monsters, and commit the podcast’s very first act of deicide. Will it be our last? Stay tuned. But probably no.
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Collection of SaGa – Final Fantasy Legend I-III (Nintendo Switch)
Let’s power through this Crystal Tower and finish Final Fantasy III. These final dungeons do go on a bit, don’t they? Unei offers unsettling dream interpretation. Xande pulls a classic villain move. Force Ghost Doga returns to feed elderly men to dragons. We lose a fight with nasty weather and mash that snooze button on the cosmic alarm clock. Apologies to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
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Get the Games:
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch)
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Playstation 4)
Onward to the Labyrinth of Ancients and Syrcus Tower! We fight a Titan made up of four Gastlies then touch another crystal and are imbued with exciting new vocational skills. Remy timeloops back to Eureka. Talking weapons are cool. The knight job is okay I guess. Does the ranger have wilderness survival skills or…?
Get the Games:
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch)
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Playstation 4)
Four geezers save us from exploding shoes then trick us with shrooms. Goldor, who likes gold, throws his evilest money at us. Bards sing some tunes. We get shot down in Saronia for interrupting a heated shirts vs. skins staring contest. Remy stumbles upon one weird trick Odins hate. Mike gets quizzed on colors. Stops at Goldor Manor, the Circle Cave, the Sunken Cavern, and the Saronia catacombs.
Get the Games:
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch)
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Playstation 4)
