Evil-ution at Its Purest (FF4 The After Years Part 9)

It’s the FuSoYa chapter starring Golbez. Is Golbez’s first name Theodore or Selena? Counts rule counties; Count Malboros rule Big Mean Jerkface County. FuSoYa, the powerful Lunarian archmage, seems to have roughly six and a half MP at any given moment. How do the moon phases work when we’re actually on a moon? Is osmose secretly useful? Flashbacks to FF4 ensue. Lunarian nesting dolls are a thing. We shimmy and shake along with Zeromus’s Bonus.

This definitely shouldn’t be your very first Final Fantasy game. Right? It seems like maybe it shouldn’t be.

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The Foose is Loose (FF4 Part 5)

Lunar Whale to the moon! Let’s beat up behemoths, bahamuts, and one iron giant who enjoys being a gun. Meet our new friend, a beard with claws. Meet our old frenemy, Kain, who can’t make up his mind about anything. We scheme to keep him as our pet mini pig-frog. You might assume CPU stands for “central processing unit” but no, it’s definitely something else. Transporters are scary.

Special music for coffee shop scene:
Happy Afternoon – Lopkerjo Jazz 902 by LOPKERJO” (CC BY 4.0)

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