by Libsyn on Episodes, Final Fantasy III, Games

Tree Roaming the Desert to the West (FF3 Part 2)

First we cast toad. Now we become the toads. Plus, honeys, we shrunk ourselves! Hey, what’s in this gnomish bread? Also a snake attacked. It hurt us. It hurt us real bad. Can we hurt it real bad? Probably not, right? This dungeon has a serious rodent problem. Remy learns about double negatives the hard way. A chocobo travel dare is undertaken.

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Original chocobo concept art:

Chocobo concept art from Final Fantasy III

Exiting the cave:

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by Libsyn on Episodes, Final Fantasy III, Games

It Came from the Gutter (FF3 Part 1)

The CRYSTALS speak! The podcast has
begun a new game,
a Fantasy so FINAL that it
can only be undertaken by four brave
ONION KNIGHTS (whatever they are).

MIKE offers the most revolting description
of the BASILISK you could possibly imagine,
while REMY, the last hope for decency and decorum,
enlists the help of four retirees
from the fabled city of MIAMI.

Meanwhile, the Dragon King
BAHAMUT squaws and screeches,
djinn and land turtles stalk the countryside,
and the GOLDEN GIRLS rise to defend
their cheesecake from the growing darkness….

Did we mention that we’re starting Final Fantasy III? It’s strongly implied.

Note: Apologies to anyone who was notified twice for this episode. There was an error in the original audio file that necessitated its replacement. We promise to do our very best to avoid this in the future.

Final Fancast is  produced by and for Final Fantasy fans for purposes of commentary and criticism. We are not affiliated with, nor authorized or endorsed by Square Enix Holdings Co., Ltd. If you love Final Fantasy like we do, support the creators and buy the games. All of them. Preferably using the links on our website.

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by Libsyn on Episodes, Final Fantasy II, Games

Double Dadless (FF2 Part 6)

Cyclone devastation! “Everyone is dead.” How many father figures can one game kill off? Let’s finish Final Fantasy II before it gives us the depressions. Mirrors summon dragons. We kill the Emperor. (He gets better.) Then we dance for a very long time. Afters, we’ll treat ourselves to a little headcanon. EPIC REVEAL: Leon is a jerk. Cid gifts you an early Xmas present then gifts himself a nice lie-down. Was Lil Nas X’s “Montero (Call Me By Your Name)” music video about the Emperor? Zombie Borghen, what are you doing in that box? Were you waiting to hear our FF2 Final Fancast final fancast? Okay, Zombie Borghen. If you insist.

Hey, check out this cool Yoshitaka Amano art we mention on the show.

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by Libsyn on Episodes, Final Fantasy II, Games

Wise Beyond Her Year (FF2 Part 5)

Remy’s upset about something. Not sure what. The podcast ends, but then it keeps going anyway.
Mike is attacked by a wild quiz. The toad spell becomes Remy’s entire way of life. The Red Soul is back – but not for long. The Basilisk is also back but it’s okay actually. Cyclone fortresses are cool but how do they work? Joe Rogan’s not gonna see this episode coming.

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