Final Fantasy Legend II is hard. We liked it though. Let’s take a trip across the multiverse to find our deadbeat dad. Then we’ll compete in a dragon race, solve banana crimes, and beat up any deities that look at us sideways.

WARNING: DO NOT CONSUME MAGI. DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH.

Receipts

Interview referenced: https://shmuplations.com/saga2/

Banana facts: https://legendsoflocalization.com/articles/ffl2-opium-bananas/