This episode takes us from Troya to the Magnetic Cave to Mithril to Agart and, finally, straight into a battle between dwarf tanks and flying airships full of monsters. Luckily the only people who die are the ones closest to us with the most to live for. Aw heck.

You better not bring any of that metal crap into MY magnet cave, bro. Edward knows a song dark elves hate. Please stop feasting on my blood, Zubats. If I had a quarter for every time I ran into a high tech tower in this episode, I would have two quarters — which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice in one episode. This episode’s swear jar, on the other hand, overflows.

At the beginning of this episode we describe the twins doing an act of heroic self-sacrifice in the last leg a la Minwu as a “Min-two” when “Twinwu” was right there and we’re so mad at ourselves for not seeing it.

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Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch)
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Playstation 4)

Rydia works through her aversion to fire. Mom Bomb blows up. Edward teaches us the power of music. We fail to protect a castle. A few children are lost – but only one of them has been eaten by a sea monster. Shiver me timbers!

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Get the Games:
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch)
Final Fantasy I – VI Collection Anniversary Edition (Playstation 4)