The CRYSTALS speak! The podcast has
begun a new game,
a Fantasy so FINAL that it
can only be undertaken by four brave
ONION KNIGHTS (whatever they are).
MIKE offers the most revolting description
of the BASILISK you could possibly imagine,
while REMY, the last hope for decency and decorum,
enlists the help of four retirees
from the fabled city of MIAMI.
Meanwhile, the Dragon King
BAHAMUT squaws and screeches,
djinn and land turtles stalk the countryside,
and the GOLDEN GIRLS rise to defend
their cheesecake from the growing darkness….
Did we mention that we’re starting Final Fantasy III? It’s strongly implied.
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